Ode to the Rite-Aid lady...

Oh dear, sweet Rite-Aid lady! Thank you from the bottom of my heart for taking the time yesterday to tell me that all makeup products purchased at Rite-Aid can be exchanged, no questions asked, WITHOUT RECEIPT AND WITHOUT ORIGINAL PACKAGING.

That Sally Hansen concealer I bought a month ago--you know, the one that makes me look like someone rubbed ash under my eyes--can now be exchanged, twenty times if need be, until I find the perfect shade to hide my recession-induced dark circles.

Thanks to this stellar return policy, I won't be looking like this little guy anymore.