Wednesday, April 1, 2015

HOT New Products Launching Today

There are some amazing new beauty products launching today, so here's a quick round-up. If you want any of these (and I'm sure you will), get them NOW before they sell out!

Birchbox Saved by the Box

Seriously, don't wait if you want this one. It will go quickly. From Birchbox:
Zack and Kelly are forever—and so is our love for the crew from Bayside High. That's why we're channeling our friends (and yours) from the iconic high school sitcom to bring you this Featured Box. It's filled with products that would make Lisa, Kelly, and Jessie proud—and will bring your style, like, totally up-to-date (that date, of course, being 1990).
Each Saved by the Box includes:
Rad Net Hairspray: A high-hold spray for those those carefully curled bangs and epically teased ponytails
Peroxide: The easiest way to bleach your hair—or your favorite jean jacket
O.G. Cell Phone: Sure, you love your smartphone—but this '90s model has major cachet
Frosted Lipstick: A pretty pastel shade that will have you looking cooler than a dELiA*s catalogue
Mix Tape: A collection of slow dance–worthy jams, taped right from the radio 
Get yours HERE.

Keep reading for more amazing new products launching TODAY...



Leave it to Essence to bring us the newest trends at affordable prices. The NEW Essence Trend Edition Color Tongue temporary tongue tattoos come in "12 crazy designs and 12 sensational flavors." I'll take them ALL.

More info HERE


Are the men in your life tired of waiting for their beards to grow in? No problem. Meet the NEW Lush Insta Beard. Grow "a full, bushy beard in an instant"! 

Ingredients:
Water (Aqua) , Organic Peanut Butter (Arachis Hypogaea) , Chia (Salvia Hispanica) , Essence of Lumberjack (Paulus Bunyanus) , Glycerine , Honey (Mel) , Cedarwood Oil (Cupressus funebris) , Sandalwood Oil (Santalum austro-caledonicum vieill) , Fragrance

Get yours HERE.


Popular UK brand Barry M. has just launched their new Nip Dip Nipple Glitter. Perfect for "showing off under a sheer top." Fabulous, right? And look at those convenient applicator cups!

More info HERE

NEW Bobbi Brown Blanco Collection

Have you seen the new Blanco Collection of all-white lipsticks from Bobbi Brown? Breathtaking. 

More info HERE.


Soap & Glory, always takin' it to the next level! They've just launched their new Screen Scents with "Scratch 'n' Sniff Technology." No more visiting stores...you can now smell their products right from your screen! 

More info HERE

NEW Sephora Collection Sheet Hack

Tired of putting on makeup every day? No problem! Sephora has you covered (literally)!

From Sephora:

Introducing the SEPHORA COLLECTION Sheet Hack. The ultimate in lazy girl beauty, it's a single-use sheet mask that applies makeup for you. In just 4 simple steps, you'll feel refreshed with a new face!

STEP 1: START WITH A CLEAN FACE. This step is crucial! You'll want a smooth canvas so the product goes on evenly.

STEP 2: UNWRAP YOUR MASK. And make sure you don't leave it sitting on your sink! In a use test on 20 volunteers, 85% reported their dogs trying to eat it.

STEP 3: PLACE IT CAREFULLY. Let it sit for 10 minutes as you go about the rest of your morning routine as normal! Think of all the things you can do now that you've gotten this time back, like eating a well-balanced breakfast, reading your horoscope, or hiding behind the couch and startling your loved ones.

STEP 4: WORK YOUR LOOK. And don't worry about touchups. This makeup is waterproof, smudge-proof, budge-proof, melt-proof...it's basically permanent! You can only take it off with the SEPHORA COLLECTION Sheet Delete makeup remover (available online only).

More info HERE.


Have you seen the new Rimmel Vanishing Mascara Remover yet? It comes with a new "Invisible Formula" so that you literally cannot tell if you've applied it!

More info HERE.


Need a little boost? Benefit has your back! They've just launched their new Benefit Cosmetics Flawless Friends Network. 


Popular drugstore nail polish brand Bonita Colors has just laundered their new Paws Up Pet Nail Lacquer!

More info HERE.


And thanks to reader Kels for the tip about this brand new brow product from Nyx. How could I miss this one??

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' DAY!
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22 comments

  1. Hahaha...at first I thought the Vanishing ScandalEYES was for removing mascara and I just said, "man, I wish."

    The SBTB box is hilarious!

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    1. Right? I want it too! lol! ;)

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    2. Kiss Me Heroine Make (a Japanese brand) actually makes a mascara remover that comes in a mascara-like tube. It works pretty well!

      (G, if this comes through multiple times, please feel free not to approve the extras!)

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  2. Aww man you didn't post the NYX Unibrow! can't wait to get my hands on that!! :)

    https://youtu.be/_hwMlUHC4b8

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    1. OMG, thank you so much for the GREAT tip! Just added it! :D

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  3. OMG I was so confused at the tongue tattoos! THIS WAS HILARIOUS. Thanks for a good laugh and the second April Fools joke I fell for today

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  4. Did you see the spoof "Love with food" did? Love with weed?

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  5. Hahahahaha this makes me love you G 😂

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  6. I love the ingredient list on the Lush beard stuff.."Paulus Bunyunanus"LOL and hey they've also included cedarwood oil, which really IS good as a scalp rub to promote healthy hair growth (when mixed w a carrier oil of course.) Did Benefit really get Ms. Cleo? She looks amazing if that's her! The paw polish by Bonita didn't strike me as odd, I see the Pet Head (division of Bed Head) claw polish at Walmart all the time.

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  7. You got me again! I remember being fooled last year, too! I actually believed the tongue tattoos since I've seen people tattoo on the inside of their lower lip! Couldn't figure out the logic behind the Birchbox... HAHA!

    Happy April Fools Day, G!

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  8. Nail polish for pets does actually exist. Pet Head is one brand, which is the bottle that Bonita used in their photoshop.
    http://www.pethead.com/collections/dogs/products/dog-nail-polish

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  9. *snort* Cute, but I could kill you for the "Saved by the Bell" earworm!

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  10. I have to admit as I read along I was had a few "What the hell moments?", but I soon realized what today was. Lol!! You got me, @nouveaucheap. 😂😂😂

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  11. I gotta say, I saw through it pretty quickly G but I loved the creativity! Thanks for the laugh!!!!!! Xo

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  12. Pet polish is totally a thing.. they have special brands that are opaque enough to cover black nails and dry super quick. My mom was a professional groomer so I was painting doggie toes when I was a little kid. Just don't try to paint your cat's claws, they retract and it's an awful mess, we've had to soak kitty claws in polish remover before to get them unstuck.. they really don't like that. They do make colored claw covers for cats that claw furniture as an alternative to declawing. Kind of like press on nails.

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  13. LOL you had me fooled up until the Bobbi Brown white lipstick collection! I actually believed the nipple glitter! I could see girls doing that for Coachella! Thanks for the laughs G!

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  14. The Unibrow video is awesome :D

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  15. That is a LOT of f-f-f-foolin!

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  16. I wasn't feeling well yesterday, missed all the April Fools jokes cause I was in bed instead of online. Thanks for posting these :D

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  17. Oh my dog! The nipple glitter just about made me snort my drink! That is so wrong! LOL

    Now, I have to admit, she is rocking that unibrow! -.---.-

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